Transportation: Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have...

By infrontofninepeople - 30/06/2015 20:31 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to brake, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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Sick board!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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CyberSeeker 20

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:46

poor tree I hope it had insurance

llamaaduckk 19

Wednesday 1 July 2015 9:47

Hope youre okay OP, be more careful next time

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 1 July 2015 10:09

You need to break what, the tree, your limbs? *break?

jacob_coryell98 8

Wednesday 1 July 2015 10:09

just leave it all

Reider022 16

Wednesday 1 July 2015 10:21

" Trynna catch me white and nerdy, trynna catch me white and neeerdyy "

littleking94 14

Wednesday 1 July 2015 15:15

Lol this is good.

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 1 July 2015 10:29

this was really confusing as you used brake instead of break

91hayek 31

Wednesday 1 July 2015 12:07

Well at least you didn't take out another person. Small mercies.

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 1 July 2015 12:47

That speed limiter sounds like it would be a problem. Brake usually means brake, so I see how you would get confused and forget. I bet it happens all the time op, the tour guide is probably used to seeing that happen.