By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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darkmis1 17

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

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dfarrey 0

Because she is. Didn't you notice the new feature that tells you more about the poster?

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perstephane 4

If she didn't know until after the date, how is she "trying to be a home wrecker"? First dates are where you find out about a person. Unless she stalked him beforehand, or they knew each other for a long time, there's no way she could have known. It's entirely his fault for being MARRIED and asking out another woman.

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plexico 3

And that's a problem because. . .? A lot of married men date because they don't get enough at home. In general, men have a much higher sex drive than woman, so monogamy ends up meaning a lot less sex that the man wants. If you like him so much and can handle sharing him, keep going out with him. There are advantages: 1. You'll have a lot more free time to do what you want rather than putting up with a lot of tedious, mundane crap from a full-time boyfriend. 2. The wife does the laundry and the housekeeping and the cooking. You get the fun part. 3. He's not likely to become a stalker if you dump him, after all, he's got a "hollaback girl" at home! Go for it!

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

#36, you're either a boy, a cheater, an idiot, or have a bad habit of trying to make excuses for other people. This is a problem because adultery is immoral. Duh. The fact that this guy is married and dating (provided it's true) means that he is an asshole. Clearly the OP wasn't looking for random play, seeing as she's upset by this, and that's all she'd be getting from this guy. Not everyone just wants the "fun" part. =P

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thabeast 0

alright im gonna say adultery is immoral, evil, a sin, and blah blah blah but this never would have happened if the spouse was "spicing up" the relationship and had been a good wife in general thats the problem about 99% of the time there is that 1% that are evil heartless cheating sinful lunatics but thats 1% this happens with both genders and spouses OK? ; )

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TheUnthinkable 0

#53... where did you get that statistic from? please verify your sources before you post percentages

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annamg 0

I disagree completely. You can be the best spouse possible, but your partner might just cheat because they feel like it. It's not always the spouse's fault - and even if it is, you should work on your problems instead of using that time and effort to cheat. It's cowardly, selfish, and pathetic.

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plexico 3

Don't criticize me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

I'll let you criticize me after just 100 yards!

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Lounia_fml 8

Yeah, that way we're a mile away from you AND we have your shoes -.-

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meta_knight_486 5

Tell him that adultery is a sin.

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DarthJeff 0

*shrug* Did you get laid?

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adamdrinkslots 0

haha, i saw one like this on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. He said "liz, i just want to tell you, after we ****** and i told you i'd love you forever, i went home and did the same to my wife."

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vicv666 0

why everyone says "tell his wife"? just dump him and never call him Back. shit happens.

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