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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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ebonyirony 29

Monday 8 June 2015 14:29

kind of cute

kingcaper817 14

Monday 8 June 2015 14:27

Well you sure know how to make an impression

Comments

GreekHades 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:50

that doesnt suck. If you think about it itll be a finny story in the future

anthony99 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 16:03

Could've been worse, they could've caught you having sex in the car

Hellishowl 17

Friday 12 June 2015 4:49

why does that suck?that's not suck-y at all! that isn't really a FML thing

pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 5:08

That's a fun story to tell at the wedding

sprints54 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:06

First date and your already bf/gf??

purplepong 14

Saturday 20 June 2015 8:21

If it's a first date I personally don't think he is your boyfriend

choclaw 12

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:42

I've actually done almost the same. After dropping him off I got stuck in a ditch (in my mum's new and very expensive car) and had to call and wait in pitch darkness for an hour for rescue. I arrived home about 7am. But at least the car was fine so she didn't kill me