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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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ebonyirony 29

Monday 8 June 2015 14:29

kind of cute

kingcaper817 14

Monday 8 June 2015 14:27

Well you sure know how to make an impression

Comments

Malecent 13

Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:57

I read this like a rhyming poem, idk why

RealSuperSand 21

Tuesday 9 June 2015 6:19

Epic fail on your part. Also, kind of a quick jump from first date to boyfriend don't you think?

Hildy93 21

Tuesday 9 June 2015 7:09

His dad must have a strong pull out game

BlueGiraffe 13

Tuesday 9 June 2015 7:11

It happens. This doesn't really seem like a FML or a YDI. Really, it's just life, and parents aren't that scary.

Jewely313 2

Tuesday 9 June 2015 7:24

I met my boyfriend's dad when he was helping me move all my crap into my boyfriend's house.

Nessco 36

Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:15

He's your boyfriend after only 1 date?? Wow - moving rather quickly there.

sheacal326 1

Tuesday 9 June 2015 16:23

For everyone saying "one date and now he's your boyfriend" and "wow, he didn't even drive?" Please consider that OP is probably a 16 year old girl. If she isn't allowed to go out on dates until she's 16, then she could have a boyfriend from school that she's just now allowed to go out on her very first date with. Also, if this is the case, she could be a little older than him and he doesn't have a license yet.