By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML
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Ami8919 0

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

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Get_Naykid 0

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

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notmuch 0

Haha, this almost tops my date with a guy who insisted that I pull his finger!

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poolshark 0

I'm just wondering why he thought he should bring a suitcase (no matter the contents) into a restaurant for a date in the first place. I think protocol would have been to leave it in the car/at home... unless he was planning to show off his mad yoyoing skills all along?

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wittyretortoise 0

Five yo-yos?! Marry this man!

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ohmyerica 0

Do me, yo-yo master. I want you to do me because you're the yo-yo guy.

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had_a_bad_day 0

Well now you can scratch "Being spoon fed by a yo yo enthusiast" off your to do list

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Arian_fml 0

Thats AWESOME! YoYo's are such a turn on.

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AntiChrist7 0

that's what you get when you do blind dating. YDI

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Iloveblackmen 0

Today, I went on a blind date with some tight ass woman, she bored me to tears so I preformed yo-yo tricks to distract her then ran for it, she followed me. FML.

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