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By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Ami8919 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

Get_Naykid 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

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sa_1 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:26

he took 5 to a first date? interesting.... I usually only take the 1... and you did ask what was in the case. The spoon feeding would be the more worrying thing though

Rockyio 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:32

lol..Actually he sounds like an interesting guy, but nerdy as well. And #3 might be on to something. ...And look at it this way, If that briefcase contained murdering tools, it would be such a bad FYL that you probably wouldn't have gotten the chance to even post your date experience with the yo-yo master lol. So cheer up!

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:44

Look at it this way. You got free entertainment for the evening. Where else can you see someone royally bomb and make a major ass out of themself. Fun Fun

Sessee 4

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:47

I don't know what you're talking about. Yoyo-ing is some bad ass shit.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:50

Hahah oh that's embarrassing. Whatta showoff. Guess he just tried a little too hard to impress you on the first date much? But hey on the bright side it coulda been so muuuuch worse right? Maybe he'll juggle knives for the next date or something lmao

jacklol 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:01

so awesome

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:51

Heyy

gern55 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:03

#21 +1 At least it wasn't a ventriloquist dummy in the suitcase.

jam26 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:11

how exactly was the brief case strange looking? I'm pretty sure they're all basically the same. til you open it up and it either has paper work or YO-YOs! personally, I'd rather a guy who carries around yo-yos than paperwork. much more exciting. and was he really spoon feeding you or was he just trying to let you have a taste of his meal? don't over react so much.