Miscellaneous: Today, I went our school's football game against their rival...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By lizardface - 23/08/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I had to dress up as the school mascot for a big game. The costume was incredibly hot, and I ended up fainting on the field. When I came to, I was surrounded by worried kids and my head was in the lap of the opposing team's mascot, who was trying to give me CPR. FML

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By blue. - 19/05/2011 23:32

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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Basted High School

By RoastedbyNature - 21/05/2017 22:00

Today, my high school decided to practice graduation outside for 4 hours instead of inside, as well as serve lunch outside. Now everybody, including myself, is going to be sunburnt in their graduation pictures, because we were told practice was inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2009 9:08

At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are ******* atrocious.

Magicalyn 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:02

Ouch that sucks I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo Burn the rest of your face to match?

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Switch85 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:05

Hahaha I was totally at that game. That really sux but it's totally funny I might laugh at you if I see you around the school. :)

garbage_in_out 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:31

FYL even mor if u skul lost n ur sunburn is an 'original' reminder of it :D

mark11 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:44

how do you get sunburn at a highschool football game? its at night!

ideasdonotlove 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:33

High school football games aren't always at night... we almost always had ours on Saturday mornings/afternoons until we finally got lights for the football field.

fueledbykate 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:17

to everyone freaking out about the time - the seniors started @ 1 o'clock and then the juniors played @ 3 and went into overtime so 5 hours of football is pretty accurate. +I had two lines painted under each eye and out of all four lines, I have one sunburnt on my face. looks soooo ridiculous.

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 0:53

That's actually kind of cool.

Quinnjamin 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:13

Easy solution...next game, paint your whole face except the FFSS and then itll be even

pathetictwin 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:39

I see that you go to Fenelon Falls Secondary School. Interesting.

ragsy 7

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:50

The type of moron that paints thier face or bodies for games would probably wear that sunburn as a badge of pride.

rarrigoni 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:16

thanks for posting, best laugh I've had in a while :-D ps. sucks to be you

sugar_407 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:23

Well, everyone now knows where you go to school. and where. kinda creepy. and why would you get sunburned at a football game now? Besides, they are usually at night.