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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By lizardface - 23/08/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I had to dress up as the school mascot for a big game. The costume was incredibly hot, and I ended up fainting on the field. When I came to, I was surrounded by worried kids and my head was in the lap of the opposing team's mascot, who was trying to give me CPR. FML

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By blue. - 19/05/2011 23:32

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

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Own goal

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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Basted High School

By RoastedbyNature - 21/05/2017 22:00

Today, my high school decided to practice graduation outside for 4 hours instead of inside, as well as serve lunch outside. Now everybody, including myself, is going to be sunburnt in their graduation pictures, because we were told practice was inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:08

At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are ******* atrocious.

Magicalyn 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:02

Ouch that sucks I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo Burn the rest of your face to match?

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Segia 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:16

I just really hope you weren't rooting for this team: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/5478797

imajinethat 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 14:14

One of my friends got our school's initials burned onto her arm. That shit lasted YEARS.

zaknuttall 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 14:41

you probably wont even see this comment, but was it a redfeather game? and if so, what school?

tingting1 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 14:51

hahaha omg that sucks! next time, use sunscreen!

OneSadGuy 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:11

Did your team possibly lose 63-0? Also, at least now you can go around and tell people that FFSS means "Flirtatious Friendly Single Student" That should help you get into a relationship, if needed. Common Side effects may include: Dirty looks, Rumors of an active nightlife on your part spreading and being followed by a creepy individual, or more.

debbtennis 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:22

oooo i moderated this one! i feel so special =]]]]

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:15

I moderated a lot of the newer ones.

plexico 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:05

The same thing happened to me, except I go to St. Francis University. You're lucky that FFSS doesn't mean anything else, because you get a lot of dirty looks and can't get seated at restaurants with "StFU" tattooed on your face.

doggylover27 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:41

Ahahahahahahahahaha. epiccc

WhyworldWhy 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:40

it'll go awayA

blastvortex 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:52

Haha. That's gotta burn. Pwned by nature. Ouch. Well, at least it isn't permanent.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:56

Same thing happened to a friend of mine haha he fell asleep at the beach so my friend wrote her name on his back in sunscreen. That was like wayyy early in the summer. Its still there. Moral of the story, your lifed is ****** for months :D just use a whole lot of cover up and you'll be fine :)