By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
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Same thing different taste

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randomthing 22

Keep smiling! Don't let that comment bother you. I bet you have an amazing smile :)

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Isa_fml 20

Yeah, it is. Basically equivalent to saying "her teeth are ****** up/weird/gross/what have you."

Your friend was most likely making a drunken joke.....if not forget that friend!

Isa_fml 20

I'm sorry, OP. That was mean of him. Or maybe he thought he was being clever. Whatevs, who cares what drunks say?

Having braces for a long period of time notoriously makes teeth yellow especially if you smoke a lot or drink lots of coffee. It's time to invest in some Rembrandt toothpaste and some whitening over-the-counter products (or 1 hr whitening at the dentist if you can afford it). As a girl, you need to keep that situation under control. Even if you have amazing dental hygiene, yellow teeth makes it seem like you don't. Ps: OP, keep wearing your retainer!

indifferentx 5

Just keep smiling, Hun! **** that asshole!

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