Health: Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night,...

By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Yellow - 09/10/2023 17:30

Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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By bready - 16/02/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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randomthing 22

Friday 19 October 2012 2:24

Keep smiling! Don't let that comment bother you. I bet you have an amazing smile :)

krad204 21

Friday 19 October 2012 2:23

Punch that guy in the teeth!

Comments

florido_fml 10

Friday 19 October 2012 2:32

I think you removed your braces too early..

pennies_lane 6

Friday 19 October 2012 2:33

At least you have teeth... and I'm sure they look great! **** your friend!

Posthuman 26

Friday 19 October 2012 4:03

She did. Drunkenly. Then she assured him that he could pull out. Only then she yelled "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" as an act of revenge for his comment.

mikepzz 27

Friday 19 October 2012 2:33

seems like q decent, honest fella.. on the other hand op maybe you should take a close look at your teeth and if they are jacked, pay a friendly visit to your ortho :)

zebraumicornz 6

Friday 19 October 2012 2:41

They are probably just jealous!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 19 October 2012 2:41

Brace yourself for the long road ahead of you.

TheOath 12

Friday 19 October 2012 2:53

Sharpen them and scare your friend off with your razor sharp fangs. Roar!!!

Wii624 5

Friday 19 October 2012 2:56

I think that's a compliment! Jacked is usually a compliment muscle wise so i'd assme the same with teeth.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 19 October 2012 8:57

My imagination went wild with this one. I'm picturing 'roided-up, sentient molars, canines, and incisors running around pell-mell and wreaking havoc on the known universe.

soad2014 7

Friday 19 October 2012 3:00

Well...they were drunk. You can't blame them.

dredscott 7

Friday 19 October 2012 3:05

I'm sure he was probably speaking the truth because booze is practically truth serum.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 19 October 2012 3:08

I bet your teeth look amazing OP. I just got mine off about a week ago. get them whitened and brush more often than usual. your teeth appearance will be even more stunning. :)