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This is the first time having a smoke turned out to be a good thing. I hope your husband isn't a cook/chef in a restaurant.
Hmm, so uh that's your husband, I see why you smoke.
At least it's not as gross as smoking
Why the hell is smoking that horrible now? People have known for decades that they are bad. Also, it's not disgusting if they aren't assholes about it, in which OP seems to be pretty cool about. And OP's HUSBAND doesn't have to kiss her he chooses to. Jesus **** people don't realize things do they.
Also I know I'm late to this party but goddamnit people are ashholes.
So many of these comments are "YDI for smoking." Who cares if OP smokes? Smoking outside really doesn't hurt anyone else as long as she's properly disposing of the cigarette butts and not littering. Plus it's apparent that OP went out of her way to not be near others when she smoked. Yes, it's bad for you, but so is drinking soda or eating fast food. No one here can argue that they've never done one single unhealthy thing. As for the actual point of the FML, OP's husband did something both incredibly rude and unsanitary. Using cooking scissors that didn't belong to him, to cut his toenails, and putting them back? In my opinion the fact that he didn't have the courtesy to clean them is the worst part. I'm sorry, OP.
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hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does
YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!