By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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darienlake 0

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

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RipIt 0

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

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Szaszaspasz 26

This is the first time having a smoke turned out to be a good thing. I hope your husband isn't a cook/chef in a restaurant.

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RiverFarrior 4

You actually deserve it...for smoking as #5 and others have said.

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Raivyn_Grimm 9

Cntrl-F has revealed 15 counts of "ydi for smoking". You guys are so silly. And unaccepting. But mostly silly.

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blondiee11 6

Hmm, so uh that's your husband, I see why you smoke.

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Zeekal 11

At least it's not as gross as smoking

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anonima21 3

So that's where the flavor comes from. Mmm :P

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isuckwithnames 22

Why the hell is smoking that horrible now? People have known for decades that they are bad. Also, it's not disgusting if they aren't assholes about it, in which OP seems to be pretty cool about. And OP's HUSBAND doesn't have to kiss her he chooses to. Jesus **** people don't realize things do they.

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isuckwithnames 22

Also I know I'm late to this party but goddamnit people are ashholes.

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miss_amphetamine 24

So many of these comments are "YDI for smoking." Who cares if OP smokes? Smoking outside really doesn't hurt anyone else as long as she's properly disposing of the cigarette butts and not littering. Plus it's apparent that OP went out of her way to not be near others when she smoked. Yes, it's bad for you, but so is drinking soda or eating fast food. No one here can argue that they've never done one single unhealthy thing. As for the actual point of the FML, OP's husband did something both incredibly rude and unsanitary. Using cooking scissors that didn't belong to him, to cut his toenails, and putting them back? In my opinion the fact that he didn't have the courtesy to clean them is the worst part. I'm sorry, OP.

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