By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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darienlake 0

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

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RipIt 0

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

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queenofdeath 0

DAMN! that is so sick, how disgusting can human beings be?

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madmikey08 0

I love cigarettes!!! i hope to kill all of you people who make dumb comments about smoking being disgusting with my second hand smoke

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tgime 0

His nails must've been hella long to be able to cut them with food scissors. I would probably poke him with a cigarette if I saw that. Frickn' gross.

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spreadtheword1o1 0

do I hear a d-vorce??? n u should think about quitting smoking. it not only hurts u but the planet.

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defsdgdh 4

smoking is probably worse for you so who cares

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iRiptoR 0

I would much rather have my spouse do that than suck on a cancer stick. You can clean or replace scissors, but not lungs.

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KASHMIR_fml 0

wait. he did all that in just one glance or did u sit there and watch him do all that?

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amy996 0

ydi cause your a retard snd smokes u wil die in 13 days.

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