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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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Some salt for that wound?

By Luissa - 03/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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titibug823 11

Friday 1 March 2013 6:18

Doesn't matter if she was right, she acted unprofessionally. I'm so sorry she treated you like that. You'll find someone special.

Transfusion 8

Friday 1 March 2013 6:18

I realize you must care about what others think, but it really doesn't matter what they think. Don't feel the need to fake it.

Comments

thatonelosergirl 20

Monday 22 July 2013 14:30

Aw. Just... Aw. That was rude and unprofessional, and I feel so bad for you OP. I'm sure you're a lovely person and she was just a bitch.

gensol1993 6

Friday 18 October 2013 6:36

Dumb bitch is probably lonely herself

maty172 14

Monday 16 December 2013 7:16

I want to give you a hug.... *virtual hug*

Fyl2014 9

Friday 9 May 2014 5:01

That jerk. I'm sorry you got upset, op. You might want to try talking to her manager.

rainbow247 4

Wednesday 11 June 2014 3:51

sorry but you're a wuss

NamelessFace 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:35

On one hand, it was wrong of her to be so rude to one of her customers. On the other hand, it is pretty dumb to just randomly go out and buy condoms, wasting money, just so that some cashier you don't even know will think you have a sex life. It's also kinda dumb that said total stranger called your bluff and upset you to tears. I won't say you totally deserved to be made fun of by her, but I'm not 100% sympathetic with you either.

henrylikestreats 22

Thursday 4 December 2014 8:19

I don't understand why some people want to prove to others that they have a sex life. "Hey, I know what sounds like fun! I'll go to the store and buy some stuff just so the cashier I don't know thinks I'm getting laid!" Seriously, where is the thought process? YDI.

TishaHowlett 7

Tuesday 21 July 2015 5:32

report it to her manager

Samantha Glennie 25

Tuesday 12 September 2017 13:41

My boyfriend never had a girlfriend before he met me. We're getting married next year. Sometimes it just takes longer to find the right person but they're out there!