Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Nasty

By Anonymous - 26/10/2021 14:00

Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML

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By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:22

YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.

Broc 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

She just knows how to get a tip!

Comments

perryscherry 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:04

You must not be as good licking as you think you are, if one of the ugliest girls you have ever seen in your life looks as good as you do :D YDI for being bitch!

Teekayahr 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:25

We're in a recession. She's saying nice things because you want to hear nice things and if you leave a good tip it would make her life better too.

shaeto 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:19

you're seriously sad because some random waitress didn't actually like you?

midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:25

YDI for being a stuck up bitch.

fancycake 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:44

So did you have a nice time at Hooter's?

flyingpan8 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:45

**** you for calling other people ugly.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:32

This site needs a "so what" button. Why do you feel like your life is f-ed because the waitress is overly nice to people? You're worried that your not as pretty as she said? You're obviously not that kind either since you feel like you need to judge the other girl you saw your waitress talking to so harshly. You come off as a crappy bitch, I bet you didn't even tip that waitress well because of this.

ubercool23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:19

I find this kind of funny... Everyone's like "Omg, you're such a bitch" because she thought someone was ugly... Honestly. You've never, in your life, thought of someone as ugly? I mean, although it isn't the greatest FML and she's kind of stupid for taking it like this... you would get a bit put down if you thought that someone genuinly told you and thought that you were pretty... and then you saw that same person saying the same thing to someone you thought was ugly. :/ Of course, I'm not saying that she didn't overreact and was awesome for calling someone ugly, I'm justtt saying that you guys are overreacting a "tad" bit.