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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

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fallencastiel 22

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:16

Maybe next time you can tell her you want a bite because you're hungry?

rieebee 23

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:16

Next time, just ask for a taste.

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AquaManatee 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:27

You did nothing wrong she just overreacted

cyzn 18

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:29

Aww :( hope is everything okay now! :$

mkcherry 14

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:32

Its not rude to politely ask for a bite of your partners food, so you probably should have just done that but seriously, even if my partner called me fat, which he never would, I wouldnt throw a drink in his face like a big baby. Women seem to think they can do whatever they want and get away with it, thats still abusive and freaking rude, could you imagine if a man did that?. Doesn't matter if youre insecure, work on your damn self instead of making everyone walk on eggshells because you have "issues". Find a girl with some pride and self confidence, who doesnt mind sharing her steak!

badmandilon 19

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:46

I love the way you think, I wish all women were like you.

JazNim17 18

Wednesday 16 July 2014 17:01

Honestly. The guy I have been dating made a comment that could be misconstrued as him calling me fat once. I pointed it out, but took no offense, and we both had a good laugh. Throwing drinks at someone and acting like a baby is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

MsKatieFace 11

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:33

You'd think your own girlfriend would know better than to jump to the conclusion you were insulting her, jeez. I'm not happy with my weight, but even if my boyfriend worded that question as "Are you going to eat all that?" I wouldn't go "OMG he's calling me fat!" I'd assume he wanted some and offer to share. Then again, he wouldn't even need to ask, I've always offered family/friends a taste of my meal if we have different.

SmoothPancakes 10

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:45

If she reacted like that in that situation, RUN! Run for your life while you still can!

vlalam 24

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:55

lol, u asked for her steak and she gave u a drink too??? u r a genius

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 16 July 2014 2:04

I just ask "can I steal some steak?" or just cut a bit off and eat it. Nothing gets between me and steak, even if I order my own.

morpanda 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 2:11

This is why I hate other girls. You'll find a keeper soon. Just don't always go for the always pretty, make up covered face, fake, popular type girls.. she seems like one of them.