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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

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fallencastiel 22

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:16

Maybe next time you can tell her you want a bite because you're hungry?

rieebee 23

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:16

Next time, just ask for a taste.

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KingreX32 21

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:43

thats why you stay single

genericfmluser 17

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:54

Next time, just ask.

lina21 12

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:04

I feel like this is usually reversed, but girls aren't mind readers. If you ask her if she's going to finish that, it could easily be the you're fat comment. This is especially true if her mom may be that type

mookiemookie01 24

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:18

She was totally justified. No one takes my food or even looks at it funny until I am ready to surrender it. Despite our seemingly civilized society, we are still animals at heart. You have been warned.

katebond 16

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:22

did you eat her stake after that? ;)

girI 20

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:25

It depends how you said it. If you had an incredulous tone, sounded disapprovingly, Etc, then I can understand why she thought that. Or maybe she was feeling self concious that day and misinterpreted your tone.

TRexYouUp 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:49

I would have beat her ass, ate that damn steak, and would have told her to stop jumping to conclusions I'm just hungry as hell, damn.

jmaxmarsh 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:13

Get a new GF.

boofishy8 3

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:26

Ydi because you thought a woman would be reasonable

rachangie 19

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:32

Why would that be her automatic reaction? That's just terribly sad, sounds like she has some deeper rooted issues that you need to discuss. On the plus side, she left so you got the rest of her steak after all!