By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 623
You deserved it 11 806

Same thing different taste

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Maybe next time you can tell her you want a bite because you're hungry?

rieebee 23

Next time, just ask for a taste.

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You should have either a) Chosen a less sensitive chick or b) told her "are you able to finish all that?"

I hate it how some girls make us look like we are all insecure lunatics when it comes to our weight and food. If you think you're fat and are unhappy about it, then do something about it. If someone hints that you're fat, take it like an adult and either respond that you disagree / don't care or admit that it is true and decide if you want to do something about it.

That's the universal code for "slow down, Piggy."

Well she sounds like a dumb bitch anyway. Good on you. Next time don't stick your dick in crazy/potentially fat.

You want a bite of steak? ******* ask for a bite of steak.

On the bright side, you now have the food to yourself