By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 435
You deserved it 8 827

Same thing different taste

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That girl is very lucky you weren't a pedophile. Shame on her for acting older than she was and meeting you, something terrible could have happened to her.

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Well.. At least you didn't get raped...

She's lucky you're not some kind of predator. And you're lucky you didn't end up in trouble with the law. Not knowing she was 13 would not have been a defense.

Age may be just a number to her but to the law its a whole lot more... And she cant even get a job. Still got simalac on her breath lol!

75 not a lawyer but my friend had been having issues with their niece... They took her in and were raising her and she was doing similar things going online and having really inappropriate conversations etc... My understanding of that situation is that the younger party if they have reached what is considered the age of consent is legally allowed to consent to sexual activity but that until 18 parents can still press statutory charges . Basically parents can actually approve of this type of behavior if the child is of a certain age we had a guy marry a 16 yo when I was in training in the military her parents signed all the needed consent forms she had been pretending to be 21 .... We always called these girls prosti-tots

10- The Mu Generation died out about 1000 years ago. Legends say they died from a disease called yolosyntia. Learn your history and enough with the silly questions.

bigtime_rocker 11

"-See me on dateline! I'll be tackled on a lawn!"

It's disturbingly common in military ports or towns :/

Thanks 91 that's what I was wondering.. Prosti-tots.. FML increasing our vocabulary everyday lol..

PROSTI-TOT I had a hard time deciding between FML and YDI until I realized that this 13 yo girl couldn't have possibly had much depth to her there should have been signs and unless you were intentionally looking for a meaningless encounter I can't help but think you must have seen some major red flags... I don't know any 13 yo who can have several conversations with a person 2x their own age and provide enough depth to be called "a wonderful woman" I just get the feeling that what you were looking for may have been an easy hookup or some such no offense intended but YDI