By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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Calivale 7

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

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niamah 11

Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

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eeshleypop 0

Oh NO she didn't!! :O

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genesisxd 0

He must like you if this has happened to him before

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emories_mommy 0

If this was your first date, how is this not the first time it's happened?

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VWTDI1327 1

Does your mom only approve of the Christian Side Hug?

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XICONZIAX 6

so you're going out with a guy who has a ninja ****-blocking mum? tough break.

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marit1997 4

huh so it's not your first date then

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stompic 2

i can't believe it, sorry, I have to see it in order to believe it's true. So no FYL and no YDI.

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marit1997 4

your date got cockblocked

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