By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 991
You deserved it 3 673

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

niamah 11

Mom is lonely. Tell dad to start taking her out again

Comments

First, insist she admits she was wrong and apologize to that boy. Lets see here... why might Mom get all worked up over the daughter holding hands with a boy? Survey says... because she is a gnarly old closet **** with many regrets. Still, she does not get a free pass to assault boys for holding your hand. She comes off like she is stopping a rape in progress. The fact is she is not doing you any favors. Think this is gonna get better on its own? Your future marriage is already in tatters. You seriously need to turn the tables on old closet ****. Chill that bitch out. Slap her back next time. Also, tell everyone you know what she did in front of her. Tell the cashier at the grocery store and anyone else you come in contact with when she is with you. At stop lights, unroll the window and tell the people in the next car about it. When she is in the shower, grab her cell phone and call her friends and tell them. Call her office and tell her boss and colleagues at work. Put a sign on her car where she wont see it when she goes to work. Exaggerate a little if that helps. If she asks you to do anything, act afraid and say "I'll do whatever you want Mom, please don't slap me". Every interaction needs a reference to her aggression and slapping. Or, you can ignore it and she will continue slapping people. But someday she will run into someone who won't take her B. S.

LadyLexi 0

I just skipped the whole thing. Too much words. :P

Why bother with a reply to something you are too intellectually lazy to read?

LadyLexi 0

Because I just shared my opinion. Isn't that what comments are for??

hornet_fml 0

Well for all we know OP is only like 12 years old. Lol

Mr_Darkside 5

Love :) your mom knows what she's doing

You watch "the noose"? Your mum reminds me of Madam Nancy Goh.

doogy15 11

And that's when you wait for her and your dad to get in the mood... Payback time.

Where were you guys in the first place? Lol.

maui3 0

I think that's going a little overboard don't you?

qhostred 0

You need to put your mom on a leash