Miscellaneous: Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By ScarletBuckeye - 09/07/2016 16:38

Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes, so I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes… but at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:22

Smoking is bad for you...

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:25

Jeez, now your foot is probably as disgusting looking as your lungs.

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DRoCC401 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:35

**** these people keep smoking. Just next time wear sneakers if your going to step on a burning hot cigarette.

crazyquestions 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:14

smoking kills brain cells, obviously...

PsychicToaster 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:15

I hate you idiots. It's always "that's what you get for smoking" or "smoking is bad for you". Trust me, smokers GET IT. The thing is, we don't give a damn and pious morons like you are the reason we smoke. It makes it easier to deal with your stupidity and we will die earlier so we don't have to be around as long to deal with it.

Renee_Margaret 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 20:54

Maybe you should go see a therapist like no joke...

hateevryone 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:23

bet you'll wear shoes next time, huh?

irelabdlad44 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:24

Idiot

dream1_fml 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:41

YDI OP. if you were outside and couldnt tell you werent wearing shoes before you steped on the bud.... like really....

SpazTheGreat 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:55

To all the whining little crybabies...... CAR EXHAUST IS JUST AS BAD, IF NOT WORSE FOR YOU THAN SMOKE. I mean, it's only burning gasoline, after all. The air we breath is so damn polluted it isn't even funny. To think that being away from smokers gives you a "breath of fresh air" is laughable, at best. You're all so cute holding your breath around smokers and such.

EastSideFYL 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 23:34

Like a boss.

fat1239 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:57

Ohhh dont be a baby

bellababe69 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:08

Thats what you get for smoking!

ShadowTeufel232 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:21

I'm curious to know how many of the "you shouldn't smoke" crowd live. I'm wondering exactly how many of you drink? Alcohol is poison to the human body. How many of you do any kind of drugs, including marijuana? You don't think that's bad for your lungs? You still inhale smoke from a burning object. the majority of people who die in fires do so by smoke inhalation, not by burns. How many of you eat fast food? It's so easy to judge others while conveniently forgetting our own vices, isn't it?

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:25

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand your point.

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