By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.

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themarshal_fml 6

I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.

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perdix 29

He winked at you and said, "Who's your Daddy?" and now you can't use that phrase anymore with his daughter.

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HeyArnold91 8

First impressions are everything

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severe_fml 3

You should have whipped out your junk for comparison. Great ice breaker.

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supportcommand 17

Do what you can to shake the image and go do what you went there to do.

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goodgood_fml 5

Don't worry. The sight of a freshly showered man who's dripping wet and staring at me is so HOT!!

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Nabee143 3

23 Who said he was showering? Just because he came out of the bathroom naked doesn't mean that he was showering. He may have been taking a dump. Or whacking off. Either one, not so much of a turn-on. Lol

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RedPillSucks 31

Even if he wasn't taking a shower, he might still be dripping. Mostly from wanking off.

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DocBastard 38

Try walking into any gym in any city anywhere in the world. If that image of her father bothers you that much, he number of elderly wrinkly scrotums sagging down below knee-level will absolutely kill you.

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shawnaishere 14

*the (hopefully no thumps down because I corrected the GREAT doc )

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ManInTheMachine 19

*thumbs me Oh my, pot, how dark you look today!

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SerendipityRose 26

That's it! I now know for certain that I'm grounded from FML... TJ had just rolled back over when read your comment & snorted so loud in laughter that I startled the cat, who jumped in the air & landed on his head. Damn you & Perdix both... I'm doomed...

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DocBastard 38

I made a typo...shit. Now I must end myself. Goodbye, cruel world! *puts head in microwave*

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Jaxx66 21

50... I refrained from asking the question previously, but I'll ask it now; Why are you reading FML in the bedroom? While someone is sleeping, no less.

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emag_eht 18

50 You should just go to the living room or go to a cafe to read FML in the morning if you know he's going to get angry and possibly break your iPad. Go somewhere where you won't bother him or just don't go on FML in the morning if you can't hold back your laughter.

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SerendipityRose 26

To answer you both, I have insomnia, but my Husband hates sleeping without me in bed with him. So, even though I don't sleep, I curl up with him while he does. Also, reading the iPad isn't as bright as watching the tv & therefore doesn't disturb him as much. The bouts of laughter I just couldn't help. Besides, after I woke him up, I rubbed the back of his neck & shoulders for him & he went right back to sleep.

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Enslaved 36

Looks like no one expected him to be up.

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perdix 29

Which "up" are you referring to?

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osf777 2

His house, his rules. You're lucky you're still alive to post this.

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sjdbeinska 4

I used to work in a retirement village when an old shriveled man walked up to me and threw his penis in my face. THAT is an image that you will NEVER unsee

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RedPillSucks 31

Was it still attached to his body when he did that?

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