By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 845
You deserved it 3 608

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Hopefully he didn't get angry that you were inside his house.

I was gonna say "It's not gay unless you look into his eyes" but oh well.

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RedPillSucks 31

Meh... At least you didn't see him naked coming out of your girlfriends room.

Does this girl live in a mansion? What activity can be carried out in a bathroom that nobody else would be able to hear?

Silently jacking off then silently sobbing from finishing after 10 seconds? Or shaving. Or cleaning his ears. Or weighing himself. Or sleep ********.

Was his thing bigger then your's ? LOL JK !

SenselessPattern 12

Yep, because when OP made eye-contact, they had a man-moment that ended with him yanking down his pants and comparing sizes.

Just be glad he didnt kick your ass when he saw you!

Maybe you shouldn't get it out of your mind. It can become your next fantasy! How was he lookin? Was he a hot daddy?

hateevryone 14

Ewww why didn't she just sneak you in?

KiddNYC1O 20

Like a walk through the Y locker rooms.

Bossman2704 3

well at least you lived to tell the story.