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By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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By needs_another_loan - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 558

By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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You deserved it 64 348

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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You deserved it 54 849

biass 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:15

that was a hot date...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:18

Tell her you're just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Comments

Phustercluck 11

Thursday 7 October 2010 3:06

I'll steal your thunder AND your lightning! My apologies, missed that one. Please don't bite my head off, I need it sometimes.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 October 2010 3:10

Oh, that's okay. I didn't like the lightning anyways. But next time... *shakes fist*

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:53

aw well at least it's an experience you guys can look back on!

glambert1998 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 5:21

HOT

imkingdavid 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:32

"Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like." Grammar fail. Unless you actually meant that you really like the girl's house.

lemontarts 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:10

Now What exactly were you trying to make her? Love handles with a side of cankles...or a clogged artery? Grease is always a bad idea for a date....

bmxfoxrcr 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:23

Usually I am a pretty damn good cook, just a mishap at the most inappropriate time.

bmxfoxrcr 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:25

Tried the lid and she didn't have any baking soda.

wtfsnickers 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:28

baking soda or a lid would have put it out yda

EasilyUnamused 2

Friday 8 October 2010 4:38

This sounds exactly like a date that I experienced. He was going to deep-fry something and ending up starting an oil fire on my stove. I'm now engaged to him :) So chin up, bad things can turn into great things.