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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML

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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By poodlesoup - 21/12/2020 22:58 - United States

Today, I actually feel good about my decisions and my life. I've even started running to improve my health, and recover from self harming. My girlfriend is convinced I'm running to hurt myself, and won't let me near any health food or the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

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By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 12:09

sorry bud she'll never trust you

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 12:10

If she's that insecure I think you need to reevaluate the relationship. Or, you could go running with her to both exercise and spend time together...though there is a more effective exericise you could do together.

Comments

ppzh_08 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:15

Geez...what an insecure girlfriend....maybe use need to talk about what is really wrong with her??

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:24

lol

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:29

Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours. Ho needs to back the fck up before you use your pimp hand OP. Let her know who the man is and show her what crazy is like. Because bitches be crazy and making sht up.

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:31

Punch her in the ovaries, spit in her mouth, then piss on her leg and say you marked her as yours.

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:32

XoXoSLY 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:33

All these girls seem alittle young and naive that are commenting above me. I have been in 2 relationships that were serious and I never have suspicions without a reason. Girls don't flip out without a reason. OP if you never gave her a reason then maybe your not giving her any attention due to all the video games getting in the way. I suggest talking to her. spending time with her. Show her how you really feel. And btw assuming she's doing something right off the bat is ******* stupid. One word COMMUNICATION

Babushka_Homyak 10

Thursday 24 June 2010 17:10

How did video games enter the situation? OP never mentioned them...

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:34

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:38

Wolfhowl85 - You are over reacting in a rather worrying way. And posting the same post far too many times. So grow up and then come back.

kxdottt 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:42

9 & 81 - YOU'RE. Go back to elamentary school and learn how to spell basic words. Thanks. 70 - That's really all true. Stop talking wall of your bullshit.