Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack...

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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metalmusic 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:36

If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p

Flounder 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:37

That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.

Comments

Apotheosis5267 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

Your moms either a complete tard, or was kidding. Probs the former ._.

m2j 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:32

I wanna try that little prank now haha.

bellum568 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:44

dude, that's a little extreme but it's really funny i'm definatly trying that.

Helloworld52 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:11

U should have held it out and said " MOM how could u get these in front of me" and keep on saying that she was the one that gotten it

clublulu 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:15

yeah you are probablly one of those bitchy rich girls. Who ever did it, you probablly slept with their boyfriend. That person did it because they know how your mother would react.

StarGirl11 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:21

Okay that's rediculous how do you know if she is rich? Do you know how hard it can be for some people who are white middle class to get financial aid? Its difficult and its a pain in the butt.

DecembersShadow 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:09

Whoops, meant to put a thumb down and it won't let me retract my vote... You have no proof that she is rich, that she has slept with anyone, or that she is a bitch. So please, keep your ignorant statements to yourself

puppystomper 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:52

haha props to the guy/girl who did that!! genius

unilpentium 0

Friday 16 July 2010 18:40

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