Kids, Shopping, Parents and Dad jokes: Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 5 215

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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You deserved it 8 102

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 463

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 123

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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You deserved it 3 121

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 719

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By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 330

You deserved it 71

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 793

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 969

You deserved it 26 501

SunshineBoy21 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:42

This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!

surferchick96 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:02

i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???

Comments

priscilla_28 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:18

I still call them cell phones & I know a lot of people who do too. Besides anything else just sounds weird.

appleapple 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:19

I read something like this on the app "not always right" has anybody else ?

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:21

Good thing your battery was flat and not warped and curved. Otherwise that would mean you probably sat on it.

priscilla_28 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:26

Let him be... maybe he's from another country and that is just how they say 'dead'. By the way thats exactly what went through my mind when I read it. I like your humor you.

jess2gd4u 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:24

that sux. but is cute to

soldierinarms 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:38

I would have went off my head at my parents if they did that! especially if ur that old. and y would u still lice with them at that age?

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:04

Where does it say he lives with them? Maybe he was Christmas shopping with them so they could pick out their gifts...

sharmoota 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:41

Hahahahhahahahahahahsh!!!

littleDD 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:44

did you cry ?

Illyssa_fml 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:48

haha!! I wonder what the workers thought hahaha

jamesmeyer2010 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:06

ur hot

Drunkbunny 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:05

That is hilarious and adorable at the same time. You are old enough to be over the "oh God I'm 14 and everything my parents do is embarrassing" phase; long over it.