By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
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sodahhhr 0

oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice oranje guice..... wth

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f_me247 0

you spelled juice wrong, dick head......

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chefky14 0

wow thats not as bad as the kid who was sitting on a message chair in Queens center mall and a suicide jumper landed on his neck, but an orange falling on you is definetly FML worthy (sarcastic voice)

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Thoureau 0

Wow. I wonder what other kinds of wacky hijinks ensues in your town.

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Tigg3r 3

I luv doing that to random people!!! Especially with skittles and then you scream "Taste the ******* rainbow dipshit!!" and then run very fast. BTW don't do it to old people. Old people are scary when thier angry and they aren't afraid to use thier purses and canes.

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KayleeFrye 39

Are you one of those kids who acts like a moron and thinks that they are oh-so-cool? Get a life and stop wasting Skittles.

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Tigg3r 3

Believe me I know I'm not oh-so-cool. I don't like skittles much and I figured that I would find a good use for all the skittles people gave me on Halloween. Now I would personaly not like to have a comment arguement over something as stupid as throwing skittles. I find it hilarious and it's my way of having fun. People are different. Some people go party, some go shopping, others have sleep-overs. I throw skittles.

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KayleeFrye 39

I wasn't planning on getting into an argument, I just think that you're being very immature. Your idea of fun is harassing other people? Granted, throwing Skittles at them is relatively harmless, but still. Although, it could be very painful if you threw it hard enough. Maybe you should try to find a way to have fun without bothering others. Try looking at it from someone else's point of view. Or keep acting like an obnoxious child until you either grow up or someone beats the crap out of you for throwing things at them.

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depression375 0

first of your retarded Andz200zx. second OMG an orange fell on my head and nothing happened. who the **** cares. when it break s your skull then come and post this gay wussy message dumbass...

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blazingman311 1

You must have missed the; 'Beware of falling oranges' sign

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