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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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You deserved it 148

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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CleverOne 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:26

Shoulda had a V8

GreenRupee 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:24

Oh my god, are you dead?!

Comments

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:21

stop wasting time and space with unneeded FMLs. how could that ruin your day?? I would laugh if that happened to me.

wasted0087 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 11:28

Hey... When God gives you Oranges...

purplebluetattoo 3

Friday 16 April 2010 9:15

OMG!! TANGERINES!!!!!

bongsewer 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:21

this makes me laugh out loud every time i read it. but hey, it's not every day an orange smacks you in the face. poor you though.. musta hurt. :)

RabbitsInRaybans 0

Monday 7 February 2011 1:58

hey, it's not everyday that an orange falls from the sky.............:)

epic13 12

Monday 14 February 2011 20:44

woulda had a v8

Narwhal234 6

Friday 22 April 2011 4:26

What are the chances of getting hit with an orange? That's not something you hear everyday.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:55

ohhh you got got by falling fruit :( well if it was like an apple or coconut I could see the problem but an orange is softer than most fruits so whatever man you clearly have a hard life ahead of you -_-