Miscellaneous: Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man...

By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By Japaroni - 15/09/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

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The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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Dumbass friends

By georgehentson - 04/08/2021 20:01

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

What a perv.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

Well he was obviously waiting for you to ask him to join. How insensitive of you not to.

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be123 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:36

hope ur female.

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:38

Hello...I'm here for the orgy...0__o

modernknight 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:52

good gosh, better not join the military if that makes a cop a perv, people see you naked daily in the military at basic/ait. and besides, you were breaking the law by skinny dipping in a public place, you deserved it, no pity for you there. The cop was within his rights since he knew something was.....different with your group.

modernknight 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:54

correction, security guard, not cop.

TheDeadlyBones 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:00

thtz not an FML... tht just shows u how hott u n ur friends r... :3

denzell 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:19

he just wanted to look at your body, no biggy no but I do feel bad

JayStone 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:20

I suspect he was checking for weapons.

smiller0789 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:49

Query: If you had your swimsuits with you why go skinny dipping? I always thought of skinny dipping as a spontaneous act usually done when people feel like swimming but don't have their suits with them.

rbhockey9 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:49

report him for being a perv. gain money!

tellithowitis 13

Monday 25 July 2011 0:19

did you ask him to join you?

Levvy 22

Monday 25 July 2011 0:26

I noticed you had some typos in here. No, no need to worry, I'll fix it: "Today I took off my clothes in public and was dismayed and surprised to learn sometimes public places have other people in them."