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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2009 2:33

Dude the first, first not to call first. #1 youre awesome:) Bahaha, and you know what you kind of deserved that. laughing loud is obnoxious. you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed., but your life is ****** up too.

CTL_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:38

FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do. Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!

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KawaiiRoxas 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:29

Get jeans that fit next time.

thatCanadianGuy7 0

Monday 20 April 2009 5:23

on the plus side, if you have a nice ass, they now know

ItsAshxD 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:28

I hope you weren't wearing a thong.

dunno_me 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:24

Laughing obnoxiously and swinging your hair is not cute. It's just pathetic and annoying.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:05

This might be one of my favorite FMLs. I hope it was laundry day, and you had the nappiest granny-panties on EVER!

amy_shmamy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:49

i dont understand how your pants slid down

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:23

Okay, I'm the kind of guy that likes cute girls, and let me say, you've either got it or you don't. My second ex was the only cute girl I've ever dated...the others tried. You can't do it with actions alone, it's in the structure of your face. As for acting cute by being obnoxious, how the Hell does that work? and #111 yeah? Were you pulling them down on purpose to give a lil show or something?

chuggs14 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH thats probably the funniest one ive read in a long time.....

Coocumber 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:36

I agree with everyone saying YDI, but i also have to say, any guys that see a girl fall and just stand there and laugh, probably weren't worth your time anyway. They should have asked if you were okay. Its called being polite.