By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
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glutgyoogle 6

Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI

Comments

Wifey obviously went to the bar to catch her dumbass husband in a lie.

Well.... Why did you lie? I have to be honest, I hate lying more than anything in my relationship. If you were doing something that you felt needed lying about, you were either doing something you know you shouldn't have been or you need to talk to her about being paranoid/controlling.

takeajoke 5

honesty is the best policy.

kingkaid 4

It's important to remember, that by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.

YDI, I don't get how you couldn't have just told her that you were at a bar with some friends!

amayalives4music 1

I hope your wife is forgiving. Or you better get used to doing your own laundry for a while :)... JK JK

You should have responded 'why, is there something you're hiding that I need to be out of the house' and then be like WHERE ARE YOU???

If you wasn't cheating you wouldn't of been in trouble. Now that you lied she's not only going to be mad you lied but now she's going to think you're cheating. Dumbass.

ItsApril 0

oh yeah, FYl for being a lying piece of shit. Boohoo YDI!