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Wifey obviously went to the bar to catch her dumbass husband in a lie.
Well.... Why did you lie? I have to be honest, I hate lying more than anything in my relationship. If you were doing something that you felt needed lying about, you were either doing something you know you shouldn't have been or you need to talk to her about being paranoid/controlling.
YDI, I don't get how you couldn't have just told her that you were at a bar with some friends!
Way to play it safe 8)
You should have responded 'why, is there something you're hiding that I need to be out of the house' and then be like WHERE ARE YOU???
If you wasn't cheating you wouldn't of been in trouble. Now that you lied she's not only going to be mad you lied but now she's going to think you're cheating. Dumbass.
no nookie for you for a while
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Ydi for lying
Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI