By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
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StackedDeck 2

Better than going to her funeral knowing that you could've made a difference. Be proud that you made the right decision.

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andyyroxx 20

"Stop it mom, you're embarrassing me..." "Ermahgerd! Cer Keeeeeeeez!"

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challan 19

kudos op! Good for you! I hope you were dressed like Hulk Hogan and one of the old GLOW girls, because that's how I'm picturing it in my head!

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Enslaved 36

Did you give her the Smackdown and ask "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking"? It isn't BBQ, mom!

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linkinpark98 23

You hang out with your friends and mom at BBQ's? I didn't know people did that.

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hisgirlherboy 5

I'm guessing it was one of those "family and friends" BBQs

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KiddNYC1O 20

Not weird at all.

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blink_kid 32

Not your fault, you're just being responsible.

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sassypenguinxox 15

Ahhhh, responsible parenting at its finest.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Besides the embarrassment of having a mum who doesn't understand drinking and driving this isn't even a FML. In fact I would say its a win, you possibly just saved people's lives. Anyone who drinks and drives is an absolute ******** and deserves jail time. I have(in the flesh) seen people die from drink driving(not a pretty picture) and have zero tolerance for it.

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CherryLipBalm 1

That'll do kid, that'll do...

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zuzupetalsYO 11

51 you are the biggest dumbass of all time.

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TheJester12 15

And then suddenly you realized everyone around you was chanting " cat fight , cat fight" reguardless of what was going on. Next time give them a real show with a choke slam onto a manure pile! ( yes i can really only picture this fml on a red neck farm)

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