Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin,...

By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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CrunkCupcake97 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:48

your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.

wickeddrummajor 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:45

That ****** sucks man!

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DeathMetal666 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:58

I oughta stab you

evlbb2 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:00

I dont really care about the OP in this case. However, that man is made of win. You should have tipped him.

scorpioserpent 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:58

Agreed! Only a certain kind of person could pull that off so smoothly!

Doogragoo 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:01

Oh your life sucks so bad! You're out absolutely nothing you just didn't feed your greed complex. Grow up asshole

SaschaSays 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:02

LOL that man is awesome. xD Not really an FML, but I liked reading it.

summer66_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:05

well you really should have turned it in anyway....that's a lot of money to be lost......

FFPianoDude 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:08

Aw that sucks: you walked away the same as you were before

nezpak 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:10

it was probably his

bunnysue 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:17

boo-hoo so you didnt get what wasnt yours.

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:18

Exactly

Dbeicher 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:19

Dasauto. No it is not neccessary unless you are 3 and can read but not count. Any inteligent person could look at the top of the page and say, "Oh, Dasauto was first" and then proceed to not care. OP, My advice to you would be to quickly pants the next person who does that to you. The embarrasment would be worth the $100. Especially in the middle of a carnival.