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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 375

You deserved it 5 718

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 615

You deserved it 43 123

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 246

You deserved it 7 103

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 437

You deserved it 52 216

By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 019

You deserved it 4 610

By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 190

You deserved it 7 911

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 171

You deserved it 2 427

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 742

You deserved it 35 925

Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

You deserved it 1 200

Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 047

You deserved it 4 843

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 424

You deserved it 55 985

CrunkCupcake97 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:48

your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.

wickeddrummajor 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:45

That ****** sucks man!

Comments

Brey1013 0

Monday 7 September 2009 13:53

FYL for being slow. that dude beat you to it, and clearly deserved the hundred bucks. Its survival of the fittest out there mate, good luck with that.

iamelrebel 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:39

hahaha. that guy is awesome.

Jack_4194 1

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:09

You're complaining that you didn't get a free $100. This is not an fml. You're perfectly fine.

mxrcr 0

Friday 11 September 2009 0:06

Should have stepped on his hand

aq2004 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:35

YDI for trying to take something that isn't yours.

slushpuppy123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:42

So you wouldn't have even tried to pick it up?

LOLgasmic123 9

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:43

u should of pimp slapped dat mutha fucka ayee

xenomorph 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:52

I will do just that to make people accept karma.

bookworm1212 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:04

He probably planted it there and waited for some to try and pick it up.

highsheep 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:11

YDI for not beating the shit out of him then taking the money.

vtsocks 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:49

6mo ago in Cancun walking around with 3 friends $400 in $20s came blowing through the wind out of nowhere! waiting 5min to see if anyone was going to claim it, nobody came so we were $400 richer