Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin,...

By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 375

You deserved it 5 718

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 615

You deserved it 43 123

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 246

You deserved it 7 103

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 437

You deserved it 52 216

By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 019

You deserved it 4 610

By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 190

You deserved it 7 911

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 171

You deserved it 2 427

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 742

You deserved it 35 925

Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

You deserved it 1 200

Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 047

You deserved it 4 843

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 424

You deserved it 55 985

CrunkCupcake97 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:48

your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.

wickeddrummajor 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:45

That ****** sucks man!

Comments

Nate_d099 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:26

ahah! well now some day you can do the same to someone else, just learn to dive into concrete ! =]

anonacs 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:33

Shoulda jumped him, and when you walked away $100+ richer said the same thing.

angel0733 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:36

simple....run up to him, tap him on the shoulder, and as soon as he turns around kick him in the balls and then say "dont YOU just hate when that happens!" mwahahahahahahaha

nonotme 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:41

Wait, so the entirety of this FML reads: "Today, i did NOT get a free $100. FML" I call "NOT A ******* FML" on this one.

shamille 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:41

it's more about the other guy being an asshole than it is about the OP not getting the $100

drkwlf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:01

People are bitching a little too hard on this one.. I think that would blow, even if it wasn't my money. I think it is mentionable. Why don't people realize FML isn't to be taken.. literally. It's a humorous story, that's all.