Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage...

By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By tallwoman - 18/05/2010 18:57 - Denmark

Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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jpoole 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:57

Not really that bad, just run around so people get lost.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:53

I'd hate to be the one standing behind you!

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sugerbabe116 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:43

I am SHORT! I am 4'9 or 4'10 :/ SHORT POWER!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:13

This made my day aha

sharktat2 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:21

People were using you as a landmark!...lmao

mollyslips 13

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:40

I ended up behind a tall guy in the NIA last night!!:-(

ohsheet 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:55

Well, at least you could see the concert....I'm 5'1 and can't see shit when i'm in crowds

mom0_fml 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:35

at least you're helping others out

OFWGKTAJacob 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:45

Hey I can't find you...just meet me by the tall ass dude towards the front lol

bittersweet25 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:06

I would hate to be behind you...but I would love to be that tall for a concert you dont have to look over people

princessmollysue 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:07

Tall guys are hot guys

kitkat4949 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 4:44

I would want to be tall. I'm only 5'1 1/2 :(

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