FTW!!!

And some girls drink all three (no seriously, that's how screwed up our generation is, aren't you proud - this is what our kids will remember us for, the vampire obsessed hipsters)

that's a quote from that guy who did that video about leaving brittney alone

the other girl was ******* drunk, what makes you think she didn't start the fight, dumbass? ever think of that?

If op had to be held back then somehow I doubt they were completely innocent.

Yes. The drunk girl could be like #18. Upset for no apparent reason, cursing and calling people dumbasses. It was an unavoidable confrontation.

I have alcoholic relatives, they're very rowdy and like to fight, maybe the drunk ho startef thefught and the op was holding her ground...

Hey, some drunk bitches need to be put in their places! They like to come at me just cause I'm small. Eff that, I'll sure smack a bitch down for coming at me for no reason!

#35- what's the matter, you can be a rude dick to the OP by accusing her of stuff you can't possibly know, but you can't take a little insult thrown back at you? go figure.

45, you obviously have some trouble with reading. It's okay, just get some experience and come back when you're ready to understand words, sentences, and ideas.

Nowhere was written who started the fight, so i assume he/she had the right to defend themselfes. Or are you playing the "don't hit women"-card, not knowing if it was defence? In that case, **** you. I couldn't care less whats between someones legs if he/she attacked me, I would defend myself.

Damn time limit for editing. If she started the fight and op is male she would have deserved a slap anyway if she thought he wouldn't hit back bc she's female. Like so many females. If i give a man a slap i certainly expect a slap back myself, since I'm ******* equal and no damsel that needs protecting. You hit someone? Too bad, here, have a comeback.

So how do you keep yourself amused?

Depends on the day and my mood. Usually writing music, partying, concerts..so on..

Knuckleheads!

Knuckleheads...absolutely

We are the shit man, haha! I roll with maggots too, and the disturbed ones. My metal allegiances lie with Disturbed primarily, but Five Finger Death Punch comes in so close to second it's practically a tie.

If you change everything in the story, it stops being the same.

So therefore, the same thing didnt happen? Right?

About the only 'same' thing therefore was that you fought a drunk girl...

Wow. I'm surprised the Grammatical Nazis haven't sent you to a Grammar Camp yet...

Ahhh the drunken female. This common but dangerous species, usually nocturnal in nature, travels in small herds. These uncoordinated beings appear to be mildly deaf and emit loud, high pitched screeching noises during times of joy as well as distress, and every moment in between. If you come into contact with a live specimen, do not approach unguarded! Do not play dead for the drunken female has a heightened desire to copulate. Easily enraged, attempts to appear dominant and bigger will be in vain as the drunken female lacks restraint and notable survival skills. Agility is imperative when evading the drunken female, and quick movements easily dazes the beast, leaving them immobile and confused. Goodnight and good luck!

Why have more people not thumbed this up yet XD

No one gets the reference at the end of 32?

Nope..

LMFAOOOOO

Longest comment ever.

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