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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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warsun 27

Monday 26 May 2014 11:04

That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 26 May 2014 11:05

MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...

Comments

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 26 May 2014 11:19

Have some honor dude. Dump that chick.

Earths_Venus 25

Monday 26 May 2014 11:19

Apparently there are now more than two in your tango. Breaking up would be music to your ears.

syki 22

Monday 26 May 2014 11:25

As far as girlfriends go, she just doesn't measure up. I know it might seem tempting to even the score, but just breaking it off is the best way to maintain inner harmony.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 26 May 2014 11:20

Please don't tell me you went to see Blood On The Dance Floor...

ThaReaper319 19

Wednesday 28 May 2014 18:20

That is funny, I could imagine it being someone like them or Deuce maybe.

kcpestwick 15

Monday 26 May 2014 11:21

Wow what a bitch, why would she even do that with her boyfriend there?? Leave her.

dawood_k 27

Monday 26 May 2014 11:22

You should have given her a taste of her own medicine and did the same

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 26 May 2014 11:32

lucky musicians

WolliBolli 23

Monday 26 May 2014 12:37

Exactly. Don't get mad, get even.

Lefty_Guns 16

Tuesday 27 May 2014 22:34

Yeah, great idea. Go and kiss a load of hairy guys - I can't see any flaw in that plan.

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:54

I agree. Go to 1+ concert(s) with her and make out with the lead singer.

tealrobot 15

Monday 26 May 2014 11:25

lucky her, I hope you talk it out with her op

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Monday 26 May 2014 11:30

So, do the bouncers think it's a problem when GUYS go up onstage and try to make out with the musicians?

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 26 May 2014 11:32

I would've dumped her right then and there. Chances are, she will do it again.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Monday 26 May 2014 11:35

Some people just get lost on the Journey, OP. Did she give one of the musicians a KISS?

pjsr 32

Monday 26 May 2014 16:45

Let's hope that's all it was. What if she was the center of attention after the show for the Circle Jerks? She might have come home with some Pearl Jam memories.

Death69 24

Monday 26 May 2014 12:14

Damn! That sucks OP. Dump her ASS & tell her to enjoy the Hep C. Those musicians get around. I'm sure she wasn't the only girl they "kissed" that night.