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By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

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By ditzen - 07/12/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my paycheck at the convenience store I work at. While there, two frat boys came in and bought seventeen 30 packs of beer. That comes to about $300. They spent more at the store in one day than I get paid in two weeks. FML

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Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

maupa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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maupa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

Godless25 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:57

thats crap, what u should do is leave the shit job that makes u pay for breaks...anyone whos worked in a liquor store will tell you the company replaces those for FREE...ask the **** why you had to pay for them

Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

chyeahbro 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 5:50

lmao so since when is three cases of beer two months worth of wages

kltg 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 7:37

when those three cases of beer are in fact three cases of fancy vodka

agentx52 13

Friday 24 June 2011 16:27

Grey Goose is like...$60? I think around there.

MrScholl 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 19:58

And there's around 6-8 bottles in a case

DaMirrorLink 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

dumbass she'd be more impressed if you worked smarter and did one case at a time again dumbass

redbluegreen 40

Monday 15 June 2009 12:08

YDI Showing off gets you nowhere, and usually makes you look like an idiot.

gingermonster16 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:09

What made you think that would be impressive?

LostAndNotFound 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:10

get a better job that's not at a liquor store.

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:11

If I could click YDI more than once, I totally would XD

ezebreeze 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:12

Wow! Lift some weights? Fyl! Ydi! Most of these are ydi , but get a better job.

chamber_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:13

good for you!!! SHOW-OFF!

Glam_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:14

Trying to impress a girl like that hardly ever works... We can usually tell what you are trying to do and then we secretly laugh at you. YDI

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:56

no you can't. so stop trying to act cool because you're really a stuck-up bitch who is probably a fat chick that even the most desperate guy wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.