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By Female - 12/02/2010 03:32 - United States

Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML

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By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

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Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 9:13

Why did you sit right beside her if you were the only two there in the first place? You probably creeped her the **** out.

lexuality 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:18

Maybe it's just cause I'm British but personally I'd do the same. Why did you feel you had to sit right beside her? She probably just doesn't like strangers in her personal space. I highly doubt it was anything to do with you.

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jpeavler0008 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:55

she must not like ur company or ur perfume

uhohuscrewedup 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:09

Some people are just unsocial, don't pay too much attention to their behaviour.

fmlpostthing 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:27

Without a doubt, YDI for sitting that close to someone in an empty room. It's creepy and extremely socially awkward. You also deserve it for thinking that her moving is an FML instead of the clearest message by her that you don't sit right next to someone in that situation. Clueless.

fauxindigo 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:37

Ginger would have cats, maybe 20.

Deemon_Cat 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:12

Maybe she had to fart and moved away so you wouldn't smell it. *too toon pah* *gets shot* But seriously, I don't like it when someone I don't know sits beside me when there's a lot of space to spare either, but I'm also aware that it might seem rude to move away like that. Both fail in my opinion.

hmmmummhmmm 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:26

u shoulda got up

hmmmummhmmm 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:28

u shoulda got up

Lisa89 3

Friday 12 February 2010 16:08

I think all the British people can understand why she moved. If there are other spaces free don't sit right next to someone :P. It's like that with trains and buses too.