Intimacy: Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best...

By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:17

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:10

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:47

Just wasn't your time OP. But that doesn't mean that yours won't come one day. Just be patience and have faith that someone is out there for you... maybe not @ the gay bar, but somewhere...

mintcar 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:53

Hahahaha. Wow, that really blows.

I_have_no_clue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:55

No blowing for OP. 

acccccccc 1

Monday 13 September 2010 3:31

pun?

perdix 29

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:56

Your friend probably stole your man. He had his eyes on you, but your friend mesmerized him with the swinging boobies and the vaginal mojo, and "straightened" him right out. Next time, bring an ugly chick to the gay bar to support you.

babygurl753 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 21:05

I totally agree lol

llppjhddt 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:56

if the man she went home with was gay it wouldnt make a difference if she were gay would it?

blloyd19 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:58

Absolute fail

PincheEdgarr 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:59

soooo your gay?

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:28

No, he likes to go to gay bars because of all the straight women there.

JoeyA2012 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:05

that's what u get for being gay

JoeyA2012 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:05

that's what u get for being gay

Rickyretardo 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:07

go back to sanfrancisco you fag if you want your ass pounded so much

sweet_blasphemy 2

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:09

lol omg that's happened to me OP. Buck up though, just got to get back on the horse.

sweet_blasphemy 2

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:13

just quick tip OP. you might want to go stag next time. guys probably thought your friend was your girlfriend and dragged you a gay bar.

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:35

Why would someone's girlfriend bring her boyfriend to a gay bar? Do your girlfriends (making the small assumption that you're a straight guy who's had a girlfriend) do this regularly?