By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

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Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML
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bigbadtim 7

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

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smiley_ily 0

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Just wasn't your time OP. But that doesn't mean that yours won't come one day. Just be patience and have faith that someone is out there for you... maybe not @ the gay bar, but somewhere...

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perdix 29

Your friend probably stole your man. He had his eyes on you, but your friend mesmerized him with the swinging boobies and the vaginal mojo, and "straightened" him right out. Next time, bring an ugly chick to the gay bar to support you.

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llppjhddt 0

if the man she went home with was gay it wouldnt make a difference if she were gay would it?

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boopityboppity 11

No, he likes to go to gay bars because of all the straight women there.

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JoeyA2012 0

that's what u get for being gay

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JoeyA2012 0

that's what u get for being gay

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Rickyretardo 0

go back to sanfrancisco you fag if you want your ass pounded so much

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sweet_blasphemy 2

lol omg that's happened to me OP. Buck up though, just got to get back on the horse.

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sweet_blasphemy 2

just quick tip OP. you might want to go stag next time. guys probably thought your friend was your girlfriend and dragged you a gay bar.

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boopityboppity 11

Why would someone's girlfriend bring her boyfriend to a gay bar? Do your girlfriends (making the small assumption that you're a straight guy who's had a girlfriend) do this regularly?

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