Intimacy: Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best...

By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 19:17

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:10

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

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ltsmark 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:18

Then go cockblock her

WhyTheFace4 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:20

F your night?

WhyTheFace4 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:21

F your night?

Uruguayo 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:23

I don't support gay ppl. but that's funny either way.

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:24

threesome! that's your only option.

I_have_no_clue 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:27

Don't be too jealous, chances are the dude she went home with is gay. F her life.

Uruguayo 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:29

what's wrong with saying. I don't support gay ppl? They're kool. no doubt about that.. nd one of my friends are gay. why block my comment? Anyweys, I think that's pretty funny.