Intimacy: Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best...

By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 19:17

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:10

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

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bellator 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:30

it's cause god hates fags

QwertyMcNugget 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:14

Wait wait wait. So you're friend hooked up with a gay guy????

LOL_Noobs 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:43

I don't understand, why are u even in a gay bar if everyone in there is gay!

yditotally420 3

Monday 13 September 2010 2:48

ydi for being a buttpirate fag

amazingjane 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:32

#94 that's not nice.

the_sodomizer 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:56

disgusting disgusting disgusting

LILWEEBY 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:56

fail!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 3:09

Doesn't sound like your friend is very supportive. If I were trying to find you a date, I wouldn't go off with someone myself. Your friend seems a bit selfish...

hobo_lowbo 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:18

suck it up fag

bryce2552 4

Monday 13 September 2010 3:28

she must be pretty hot to turn a gay man strait

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 13 September 2010 5:48

No dude, she must be pretty manly.

hobo_lowbo 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:31

I think I've totalled missed the point of the website, OH NOES.

irishdad 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:43

I'm straight and don't have a problem with gay people it's the fags in parades that I can't take I think they **** it up for the self-respecting gay people out there.just saying