Intimacy: Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best...

By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 19:17

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:10

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

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ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:41

Aww, you'll find someone eventually but that's still funny. :3

cloudyconverse 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:50

awehh I'm sure you get lucky soon

bbyychula710 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:54

aww sorryy OP . bt i wonder who the gay/straiqht quy who went home with your friend !

Cartera 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 18:28

Why the **** did you put q's instead of g's? And revise your sentence very carefully.

Emmy_The_Great 2

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:00

Dude, FML. That was your friend's plan all along...

beastmcbeastly 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:26

hu-waaaa? 

rzbt21 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:27

he probably brought her home to look at his new makeup

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:57

aw, that sucks. you'll find someone, though. don't worry. [:

hawtstuff92 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:37

you won't.

rockhound 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:02

maybe she has a 10" member

like_its_ya_bday 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:39

just like me I make homos go straight and a straight girl go lezzi lmao ;)

sammehsaurus 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:59

I doubt that..

like_its_ya_bday 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:04

how? and yes happens to be don't hate

sicpupyz122 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:25

You cant go out ONE night and expect to right away find a guy that will like you and you will like back. Just like if you were striaght, you would still have trouble finding someone.