Geek: Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked... - FML

By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By what. - 04/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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Top comments

taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:46

............ is this a joke

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:42

This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?

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diamw01 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:21

IKR! Seriously?!?

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Friday 8 April 2011 8:03

dumnasssssss

zimandme123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:08

wow, look who's really the dumbass, you can't even spell *dumb* correctly.........

FYL1313 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:51

One word: BLONDE

cokyspaniel 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:37

stay in school, please

KathAdrian 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:51

Are you for real? That has to be one of the stupidest thing I've ever read.

zimandme123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:06

wowwww. you must be pretty stupid....... /;

joefrazier 20

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:48

ydi

krackednyc 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:58

epic Fail !

ridder215 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:16

AN idiot, idiot

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:34

*article is* Using proper grammar is equally important.

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