By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 992
You deserved it 15 729
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

oh_dee 0

why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!

68 19
ddrluna 2

You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.

53 7

Comments

davedangerous 0

aaaaa i can understand the "why would you sit?" but really WHY WOULDNT YOU LOOK???

0 0
pete275 0

women never look before they seat, and they get what they deserve. this is why the whole "leave the toilet seat down" argument is completely irrelevant. you're supposed to thoroughly inspect it before you seat on it anyway, so what difference does it make?

0 0
roundnproud 7

judging by this page i'm the only one that brushes their teeth with toilet water? its good for the gums i swear!!!

0 0
roundnproud 7

seriously though, people need to get over their fear of toilets in public bathrooms. your phone, as well as the computer keyboard you're typing on right now, is most likely just as filthy. ohnoes! shit on the toilet though... ugh *retch*

0 0
PredyJessica 0

i do not sit on a toilet seat i always squat..and if i was the kind of person to sit on a toilet seat i wouldn't care how bad i had to go i would always look at the seat o.o fyl and ydi

0 0
dragon_fml 0

AHHHH. no no no. NEVER sit on the toliet seat in public bathrooms. i've heard endless stories about how ppl needs to use the toliet urgently but think of all the diseases!! pile up the toliet paper or crouch over the seat. i know of a lady who sat on the toliet and later that month, she was diagonsed with pancreas disease. she suffered from a terrible infection and had to go through surgery. =/

0 0
fins4586 0

i don't get you women...you complain that men leave the toilet seats up and you fall in, now this one sits on a pile of shit...do you ladies walk to the toilet backwards or something?

0 0