Why would you sit on a seat in a public bathroom? Hover, use the film sheet, or cover it with toilet paper. Nevermind the crap (no pun intended) that you saw on the seat, you should be worried about what you DIDN'T see on the seat. YDI for drinking, and FML for for sitting in shit. but seriously, never touch a public toilet..especially with your genitals. I mean, infection much? D:

dude, thats ******* discusting

I really want to sympathize with you, but how do you sit on a toilet without looking at it first? Do you just assume the seat will be down? I always look before I sit especially with public restrooms because you don't know what kind of present will be waiting for you.

YDI for being a complacent woman. Fancy ass clean bathrooms, now where are you? Covered in someone else's shit!

LOL I'm so faving this!

I realize that your toothebrush probably has more bacteria on it than a toilet seat, but I still can't bring myself to sit directly on it. Use toilet paper...

Did you not see that when you walked into the stall? Or after closing the door and turned to take one or two steps to the toilet? Or did you just go into the stall and back up onto the toilet?

www I would never sit on a public toilet to began with! ur fault for not checking too! UFO

why didnt you check before you sat on the toilet? *looks at gender* oh. now i understand.

mmm so tasty