Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was...

By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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oh_dee 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:03

why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!

ddrluna 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:27

You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.

Comments

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:21

Why would you actually sit your bare ass on a BAR toilet seat. Have you not heard of hovering!??!

Guyoverhere 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:25

Why sit to pee?

jollyjam1 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:42

YDI for doing drugs (alcohol is a drug) and getting too "buzzed" to notice shit on the seat. Dummy.

dr_house_MD 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:04

caffeine is also a drug so do you get mad at people for drinking stuff with that in it?

jollyjam1 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 13:18

If they got so buzzed that sat in poo, yes. BTW, alcohol related deaths in the US are about 85,000 per year. Caffeine 0.

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:43

There are way too many people here afraid of public toilets. You should know that they are no dirtier then the toilets seats in your house.

duchesse427 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:49

YDI. 1.)For not looking down first 2.)I don't care if you think toilet seats are no dirtier than the ones in your house, honestly how do you know? Random strangers take pisses on the toilet seat, you don't know how dirty they are! Squat or put toilet paper down

beaniebabe 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:52

That's just nastyyyy i always squat

fuglyhos 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:45

ahhaha same or i put toilet paper

epiphone94 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:55

Hahaha idiot. That sucks. U should have looked before sat

kellster 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:07

How the hell did you manage to not look before you sat???? And you don't sit on toilet seats in BARS, you douchebag! Not so much because toilet seats are germy (I can't believe people still think that!) but because drunk idiots piss on them! Although at this point, I sure hope I'm preaching to the choir. Ugh.