By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 205
You deserved it 7 839

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...

F_MY_L1FE 0

I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.

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emilyk123 0

that is sad, do u hav any friends

do you just tend to hang around older people? i think someone needs to get out more....

oor they mightve been dragged there by their parents

perdix 29

Didn't you always want a Sugar Daddy? You'll have everything you want and after you polish his knob from time to time, you'll be free to go out and get some hot sex from someone closer to you own age, say, in his mid-forties ;)

RedPillSucks 31

LOL perdix! I don't know if I should be concerned that I was thinking the same thing as you.

Big_A1 0

Haha, your under age for them anyways!

haha. well that's good to know 32... :) op, why'd you go to this party anyway? or were you smart enough to leave when you got there?

old people are usually more interesting than young people anyway.

smashyy 0

I saw something like this on Truth Box Secrets on myspace..